I say/I mean

A fake conversation about fake conversations makes me realize who I'm talking to:

What I say/What I mean
I'm taking my time/I haven't started
Take your time/Hurry up
I have too much to do/I have one thing to do that I'm avoiding
I'm too busy/I'm wasting too much time on the computer
I didn't hear you/I'm not listening
Because I said so/Because I said so
I'm going to change/I'm not going to change
I love you/tralalalala
You're terrific/You did what I wanted
No trouble/Trouble
No worries/Worries
Not a problem/Problem
It's not your fault/It's your fault
I'm doing this for you/I'm doing this for me
You/Me
[Insert word here]/Me